Long Island, Bahamas

Long Island Bahamas

Long Island Bahamas

Long Island Bahamas

Long Island Bahamas

Availability Long Island Bahamas

Long Island Bahamas

Long Island Bahamas

Long Island Bahamas

Away From The Things Of Man . . .

Yeah man!
What da ting wit dis
wee bit of paradise?

Bahamas Beach House Questions

Serenity FAQ's

How to get to Long Island?
There are two airports on the island. Stella Maris (SML) to the north and Deadman's Cay (LGI) to the south. There are two commercial carriers with scheduled flights into Long Island daily. Bahamasair (242-702-4140) flies into Deadman's Cay, and Southern Air (242-377-2017) flies into both Stella Maris and Deadman's Cay. By sea: Bahamas Ferries (242-323-2166) sails into Simms dock weekly. Flying in private you can clear customs at Stella Maris (SML, MYLS). PILOTS: Flying in yourself? Find everything you need to know about flying your aircraft to The Bahamas. And if you're swimming in on your plastic pelican pool floaty, just keep kicking til you see a "long" strip of land. We'll have a Kalik waiting for you. - Charter contact information here - - -> NOTE: Makers Air will be running scheduled flights between Fort Lauderdale and Stella Maris starting December 2023. FYI: Southern Air is having alot of issues lately and is steadfastly earning a reputation for canceling flights at the last minute.
Where on Long Island is Serenity located?
We are conveniently located in Thompson Bay. Nearly the middle (north/south) of the island, relatively close to most Long Island amenities, and making any excursion in either direction quite unarduous. map
What should I bring?
Uh? Dunno man, it's your holiday... Most people find that they don't even bother with 90% of what they packed. However, the basics, like your favorite bikinis, mosquito repellent, reef safe sunscreen, your favorite shampoo, toiletries, etc., plus whatever accoutrements or equipment you will need to engage in the activities you wish, eg; mask & snorkel, fishing gear, koozie, book, a tablet or other viewing device to access your streaming services, Netfix or Hulu, etc. Seriously, if you are lugging around a suitcase, you packed way too heavy... For a week or two here: Good rule of thumb is pack for a quicky weekend at the beach and then toss out half of it. I have to quote a fantastic guest here who just nailed it; she said... "Really everything I needed to stay at this amazing place I could have stuffed in my purse." Thanks Amber!

Does "off grid" mean there is no power or lights?
No. We generate electricity with solar panels to run some devices and lights. However it can be a finite resource, especially on rainy or cloudy days. . . This really is a great place to take a break from the unrelenting bombardment of hyperbolic stress inducing digital vomitus that merely serves to sabotage our inherent "Joie de vivre". That said, there are those that simply refuse to flush the chaos. . . Serenity is probably not appropriate for those kind of people.
Is there air conditioning?
No. We really embrace the open air living experience here. There is almost always a perfect sea breeze, so we simply open the doors and use the natural Bahamian breeze to condition the air. Besides, why travel all the way to The Bahamas just to sit inside with the doors and windows closed? You can do that in Cleveland.
Is there Internet/WiFi available?
Yes. In the unlikely event that the overwhelming awesomeness of this place somehow invokes periodic digital withdrawal symptoms, internet access is standing by. And of course there is cell reception all over the island.
Will I be able to charge my phone and/or devices?
Yes, there is a standard (US) AC receptacle, 12v power socket and a USB port to charge devices.
Is there hot water?
Yes. Water is heated by the sun. On extremely rare occasions like cooler, cloudy days in the winter months the water may only get luke warm making the shower a quite "exhilarating" experience. On sunny days the water could be scalding hot. It cools off overnight so mornings are typically cooler. The water is rarely "cold". The outdoor shower is not heated and seems to be the favored besmirchment removal apparatus.
Is the water safe to drink?
Our main water supply is treated, clean and safe to use for everything, and we have bottled water as well.
Is there a restaurant and grocery market nearby?
Yes. We are centrally located on the island and just minutes to the food store, liquor store, petrol, and several "al fresco" eateries and takeaway's. List of restaurants and food stores here.
Are linens and towels provided?
Yes, all of the customary sleeping and cleansing facility accoutrements are present. If you desire anything more, please ask and we will do our best to accomodate you.
Is the cottage cleaned daily?
No, it is cleaned before your arrival and after your departure.
When is Check in and Check out?
Check-in: after 3pm Check-out: by 11am
Can I pay with cash?
Absolutely, however deposits may require other payment methods. Contact us for details.
What about the mosquitoes and sandflies?
Although the weather absolutely dictates the critter conditions, mozzies are typically not an issue here on our side of the island. In fact, with the right conditions (most of the year) you might never see a single mosquito here. As for sandflies (No-See-Ums), there is almost always a perfect breeze here to subvert their sinister mobilization tactics. There may only be a handfull of days out of the entire year when sandflies are as active as they are on the other side of the island. So, if the wind falls off altogether you may experience sandflies similar to the west side. Even when mosquitoes and sandflies are active, they are easily managed by exercising a minimal amount of prudency.
Do you allow pets.?
No. The property is for adults only. Sorry, no kids, no pets.

Is the accomodation private? Can I be topless or nude?
Yes, it's very private and secluded. Be advised that "public" nudity is not ok in The Bahamas. However this is a clothing optional property so you are free to wear or "unwear" anything you like anywhere on the property and our beach is quite secluded and typically vacant for miles.
Do I need to rent a car?
Long Island is sort of a "long" island, so some manner of mechanized transport facilitation does come in handy. In fact, a four wheel drive equipped vehicle is highly recommended if able to procure one. The access road to the property can be a little rough, especially following a storm or heavy rain. If you fancy, we may be able to arrange a car for you at a significant discount, or you can find car rental contact information here.
Are you available if we have an issue or problem with the home or property?
Yes. We are just a phone call away, otherwise we will never disturb your privacy.
This place looks amazing. Why so few reviews?
And . . . "Why is there no review form or a way I can review the place on your website?"

OK, so I've had little interest in engaging this question in the past but it turns out this is like the forth most asked question we get, so here it is.
We absolutely love the reviews, comments, critique and suggestions we get either by email, hand written or rental app reviews and we do post some of them here. However, it seems to me that the current trend for typical rental hosts is the singular agenda of amassing "compelled" reviews in order to get more bookings in order to solicit more reviews and so on. I do realize that this is generally the accepted global M/O these days for pretty much everything (brave new world) but it just seems like forced gratuity and Void of any real substance. It's just not how we roll and we have no desire to capitulate to that paradigm. Fortunately up to now we have been blessed with terrific visitors possessing the remarkable ability to actually think for themselves, a characteristic respectfully rewarded here by not being pestered or gaslighted for a "5 star" review.
ALL reviews and comments we receive are genuine and unsolicited by wonderful people who on their own volition felt compelled to express themselves or share their experience and we absolutely appreciate and relish every single one. This website accurately represents our property and it is our belief that people visiting these pages know right off (without the need to be persuaded by someone elses experience) if Serenity is the right fit for them or if they should look for something elsewhere.
Questions, comments and yes, even reviews can be sent to us here or via email. If this digression has left you befuddled or otherwise unfulfilled, you can also find more reviews for Serenity at AirBNB - VRBO - TripAdvisor - Google.
Can I pay with Paypal?
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